Things to Do with "parents"

Now that I've grown, I've realized that all the "cool" parents were actually just bad parents.

Change your parents/friends contacts all to ‘murf” and the picture to a duck.

What if we're all actually pets, and our parents are our owners? What if our brains just want us to believe we're humans?

Dear Parents, I am still up at four in the morning because YouTube exists.


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You find out it isn't funny when you tell it to your parents.

When your parents walk in to your room and you're being weird, say "Reception, breaking up, can't hear-" and slam the door (be prepared to get in trouble).

If you are a kid tell your parents you hate food. That will raise some eyebrows and probably get you in trouble, especially if your parents cooked a nice meal

play 21 and confess a secrete that each person asks you answer truthfully then run around screaming to create a diversion so parents come thinking someone had a heart attack which will make other people forget your secrete!Then run around acting like someone who lost their marbles for fun!!!

If you watch Adventure Time backwards, it's about a boy who finds his parents just before a ton of magical creatures are killed by nuclear war.

In those Christmas movies where Santa really does exist but the parents don't believe in him, where do they think the presents come from?


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