Random Puns

After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the young chemistry teacher concluded he was out of his element.

Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging.

The soprano was very optimistic and always left her friends on a high note.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.


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To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!

Midget mobsters get paid under the table.

I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet.

Friend: Hey, that pole over their is straight! Me: Unlike any of my shippings

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.


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