These are Thoughts

Every time I'm left alone in an examining room, I get the sneaking suspicion they're watching me on a hidden camera like it's some new reality show.

If you were to cut a net, there would be fewer holes than there were before. (credit goes to Calbel)

A penny saved is a " Penny Earned " I just found ten million dollars that i'm going to SAVE!

I love it when you say something that's supposed to be funny, but they take it seriously.


To Do Lists


Waste Time on This Page
Can you make it to 15 minutes? We couldn't!


10 Things to Do with Diet Coke and Mentos
2 liter bottles work best, but if you want to use the cans instead, you go for it, champ.


Worst Video Ever Made
You don't have to upload everything you record...


13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into Stone
Although it's unlikely this will ever happen to you, it's good to be prepared.


21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.



My so called "action figures" just stand there.

I'm not really a quiet person... You just don't deserve my knowledge.

Mirrors are actually portals to a parallel universe but your parallel self blocks the way.

Eating when you're not even hungry, just for the taste.

To do is to be- Nietzsche. To be is to do- Kant. Do be do be do- Sinatra

Waffle cone bowls, bread bowls, tortilla bowls. Only in America do we feel it's necessary to also eat the very dish in which our meal was served.


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To Do Lists


14 Things to Do with a Potato
Just in case y'all needed a list.


Which of These Awful Costumes Would You Rather Get?
Lots of them are for dogs, obviously.


15 Socially Awkward Things to Do Today
They are socially awkward and you can do them today.


21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.


10 Things to Do with Diet Coke and Mentos
2 liter bottles work best, but if you want to use the cans instead, you go for it, champ.


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