17 Things to Text

Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

Text someone a random word and see if they send a random word back.
To Anybody: "Someone told me you sounded like an owl." Wait for them to respond the word "Who?"
Text everyone on your contacts "I won the lottery!" and see what they reply!
Text a message backwards and see how long it takes them to figure out what it says.
Start using only emojis. :) :P ;)
To a Friend: "I SEE YOU!" See how long you can keep them looking for you even though you aren't there.
Say you have a pizza joke, then tell them, "Never mind, it's too cheesy."
Send your friend blank messages for 4 hours.
Change your name in your friend's phone to Darth Vader after deleting previous messages, then text them from your phone "Luke, I am your father."
Text your best friend, "PUT ME DOWN!!!" so when they pick up the phone, they will see that.
Song lyrics. When they reply, reply back with more lyrics from that song.
Anonymously text your best friend and act like you're their secret admirer.
Text all your contacts and say you have lost your phone. See who replies!
Text someone at 3 a.m. saying, "How do make cereal?"
To Anybody: "Go to the bathroom and lock the door. If you hear anything, run!"
Text everyone in the same room as you and listen as all their phones go off at the same time.
If someone doesn't answer their phone, text them urgent messages. When they finally DO answer, tell them you're bored.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

Games

Mutilate-A-Doll 2
Stab it, shoot it, or give it a dumb hat.

Pocket Emo
Design your own sadness...

Bubble Shooter
Pop bubbles to be the best bubble popper person.

Beat Up Your PC
This might not be politically correct.

Easiest Game Ever
Sure to boost your self-esteem!

Stupid Quiz
Prove you aren't dumb with this test.

Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game
It's like a book except you're able to lose!

Earthquake Fizz Calculator
How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again?

Haunted House of Heck Adventure
Full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments.

More Games
Play 'em right in your browser.

To Do Lists