25 Shortest Jokes Ever

25 Shortest Jokes EverCaution: Pretty much all of these are puns.
  1. Camping is intense.
  2. After winter, the trees are relieved.
  3. Whiteboards are remarkable.
  4. Mooning is lunacy.
  5. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
  6. When chemists die, we barium.
  7. What you seize is what you get.
  8. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
  9. I had a hand in the puppet show.
  10. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
  11. What does a house wear? A dress.
  12. A backwards poet writes inverse.
  13. Some moss took a lichen to a tree.
  14. My vacuum doesn't work; it blows.
  15. Every calendar's days are numbered.
  16. One of these new shoes isn't right.
  17. Organ donors put their heart into it.
  18. I couldn't stand to be without my legs.
  19. Do ants get high on antacid?
  20. Gardeners always know the ground rules.
  21. I'd be pissed if I were a kidney stone.
  22. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  23. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
  24. My computer is so slow it hertz.
  25. Decimals have a point.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

32 Funny Short Story Ideas
Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored
Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

Other Random Generators

Maybe inspirational or motivational, but possibly funny or dumb.

These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

There's always room for another comic book idea.

About Random Things to Do

Hey, are you bored? Probably, since you're on this website. Luckily we have ideas for stuff to do to cure boredom. If you aren't alone, we have suggestions for what to do with friends too!

Are you up for a stupid challenge or do you just want to do something boring? Or maybe something weird? Are you bored in class and looking for a thing to do at school, or at McDonald's?

Maybe you want to tell a dumb joke to your brother or sister, text a stupid message to a friend, or even prank call somebody. You could also try to be creative and write a short story or film a funny video. Otherwise you can just do nothing, I guess.

Oh, and if you have an idea for something that's not here, please join our Discord server and send your suggestions!