22 Most Boring Things to Do

Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

Stand in line at the post office and keep letting people skip you.
Eat half a bag of plain rice cakes.
Wash a cup.
Stare at your wall. If there is anything on it, take it off, then keep staring.
Go to Walgreens 3 hours before it opens.
Keep checking your wallet to see if money ever magically appears.
Brush your teeth for a really, really long time with a really, really tiny amount of toothpaste.
Neatly fold all of your socks.
Pretend to be a rug.
Clean a floor that's already clean to see if you can make it even more clean.
Take everything in your cupboard and sort it by alphabetical order.
Go to the grocery store just to look. Don't buy anything.
Think about grass growing. Really focus on it.
Paint something with two different shades of gray and see which one dries first.
Listen to white noise on YouTube.
Do your taxes early so you'll have time to help other people with taxes later.
Order some blank sheets of paper online, then keep staring out your window waiting for the delivery to show up.
Walk around looking for what parking spaces you'd most likely park in if you had a car.
Try to break your record for the longest time you've ever been kept on hold. Your call is important to them.
Figure out how to slow down your internet connection. Savor the load times.
Play chess against yourself. You can add your own commentary as long as you do it in your head.
Get stuck in a traffic jam. When you get out of it, try to get back in.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

Games

Mutilate-A-Doll 2
Stab it, shoot it, or give it a dumb hat.

Pocket Emo
Design your own sadness...

Bubble Shooter
Pop bubbles to be the best bubble popper person.

Beat Up Your PC
This might not be politically correct.

Easiest Game Ever
Sure to boost your self-esteem!

Stupid Quiz
Prove you aren't dumb with this test.

Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game
It's like a book except you're able to lose!

Earthquake Fizz Calculator
How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again?

Haunted House of Heck Adventure
Full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments.

More Games
Play 'em right in your browser.

To Do Lists