Random Things to Do (When You're Really, Really Bored)

Hide in a cardboard box at the edge of your drive way with a hair dryer, then, when someone walks by, pop out of the box and blow them with the hair dryer.

Have a friend sleep over. Wake up before your friend, put your face really close to theirs, open your eyes really widely, until they wake up.

Thank god for nipples. Without them, boobs would be pointless.

Driver's Ed classes should teach kids how to parallel park while someone in another car is waiting behind them on the street.

To Do Lists

How to Go Suck a Lemon (31 Steps)
Here's what you have to do.

21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.

Judge A Book by Its Cover Game
From bug cookbooks to Christian dance routines.

11 Things to Do with Helium Balloons
Disclaimer: Inhaling things other than oxygen is usually a bad idea.

25 Cheesy Food Jokes
Puns that will make people want to stop eating.

Play dead man in the dark!

Tell people thank you for no reason.

Go around asking people what they like to do at night.

Cook dinner and dessert only using the stuff in your pantry.

How do we know that the world didn't just start right now with us only having memories of our lives.

Sit in someone else's seat and when they tell you to move say we swapped remember.


To Do Lists

23 Funny Things to Ask Alexa
But remember, you're laughing at her, not with her.

Play Mutilate-A-Doll 2
Hundreds of ways to cause pain! (Desktop Only)

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

16 Fun Things to Do at Home
Oh hey that's where you are right now!

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

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