Random Things to Do (When You're Really, Really Bored)
Tie a piece of string to a 20 dollar bill and leave it on the floor and pull when someone tries to pick it up.
Go to Burger King dressed as Ronald McDonald and demand for a Big Mac and don't leave till you get 1.
To Do Lists
11 Things to Do with Helium Balloons
Disclaimer: Inhaling things other than oxygen is usually a bad idea.
17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.
18 Things to Google
Nothing beats searching for stuff that you were never looking for in the first place.
16 Ways to Attempt to Get Exercise While Sitting Down
None of these have been approved by professional trainers and some may actually hurt you. Still though, it beats actually having to get up.
25 Cheesy Food Jokes
Puns that will make people want to stop eating.
Go into the bathroom and wash your hands multiple times. (Make sure there are other people) Look at someone else with a dead serious face, and wash your hands again.