Random Things to Do (When You're Really, Really Bored)
To Do Lists
23 Awful One-Liners to Text Your Enemies
There will always be enough puns to go around.
20 Annoying Questions to Ask Siri
You could also ask these to an actual person, but human contact is a bit overrated.
18 Things to Google
Nothing beats searching for stuff that you were never looking for in the first place.
21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.
17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.
Put a peep/marshmallow in the microwave and see how big you can get it without blowing it up.
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