18 Prank Call Ideas

18 Prank Call IdeasThose poor, poor minimum wage employees.
  1. Call: Anybody
    When they answer act like they called you.
  2. Call: A Random Number
    Act like you know who they are.
  3. Call: Pizza Hut
    Ask for the phone number to Domino's. If they give it to you, call them and ask them for Pizza Hut's number.
  4. Call: Walmart
    Try to reserve a shopping cart.
  5. Call: Pizza Place
    Ask to rent a pizza.
  6. Call: Any Business
    Say, "To speak to a customer, press 1." See if they press it.
  7. Call: McDonald's
    Ask for a reservation.
  8. Call: Anybody
    Ask, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" If they say, "You might have the wrong number..." say, "No, this is Patrick!"
  9. Call: Pizza Place
    Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
  10. Call: Subway
    Ask when the next train is leaving.
  11. Call: Any Store
    When they ask, "May I help you?" say, "No, I'm just looking."
  12. Call: McDonald's
    Say that you are stuck in their bathroom and someone needs to come and help you get out.
  13. Call: Any Place
    Keep on asking the same questions but in different accents.
  14. Call: Anybody
    Ask "Is this Luke?" When they ask who you are, say "I am your father."
  15. Call: Petsmart
    Convince them that your fish has drowned.
  16. Call: Anybody
    When they pick up, just breathe deeply.
  17. Call: Pizza Place
    On New Years Eve at 11:55, order a pizza, then at 12:01, New Year's Day, call and complain, "I ordered this last year!"
  18. Call: Two Anybodies (On 2 Phones)
    Put the phones together so they can talk to each other.

What to Do When Bored

Things to Talk About - Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Drawing Ideas - Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas - Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home - Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Do Outside - Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public - Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges - Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts - Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money - Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do - Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do - Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Other Random Generators

Thoughts - These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions - This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns - Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers - There's always room for another comic book idea.

Funny Videos

Ant Protests - These ants were so oppressed they learned how to write.

Calcium Man - His bones so strong they cannot be broken.

Fake Snail Facts - Mollusk trivia that you wish was true.

Meatball Says Sorry - A meatball accidentally falls into some pasta. You'll never guess what happens next!

Dumb Thing About Butts - Did you know that nearly everyone has one?

Slinky Fun - Maybe a metal one would work better.

Other Funny Stuff

Arbitrary Haikus - I'm not sure why I wrote these, but I did. This description is not a haiku.

New Olympic Game Proposals - It'd be fun to see Leapfrog and Musical Chairs pushed to the absolute limit of human capability.

Earthquake Fizz Calculator - How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again?

Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game - It's like a book except you're able to lose!