18 Prank Call Ideas

Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

Call: Anybody
When they answer act like they called you.
Call: A Random Number
Act like you know who they are.
Call: Pizza Hut
Ask for the phone number to Domino's. If they give it to you, call them and ask them for Pizza Hut's number.
Call: Walmart
Try to reserve a shopping cart.
Call: Pizza Place
Ask to rent a pizza.
Call: Any Business
Say, "To speak to a customer, press 1." See if they press it.
Call: McDonald's
Ask for a reservation.
Call: Anybody
Ask, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" If they say, "You might have the wrong number..." say, "No, this is Patrick!"
Call: Pizza Place
Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
Call: Subway
Ask when the next train is leaving.
Call: Any Store
When they ask, "May I help you?" say, "No, I'm just looking."
Call: McDonald's
Say that you are stuck in their bathroom and someone needs to come and help you get out.
Call: Any Place
Keep on asking the same questions but in different accents.
Call: Anybody
Ask "Is this Luke?" When they ask who you are, say "I am your father."
Call: Petsmart
Convince them that your fish has drowned.
Call: Anybody
When they pick up, just breathe deeply.
Call: Pizza Place
On New Years Eve at 11:55, order a pizza, then at 12:01, New Year's Day, call and complain, "I ordered this last year!"
Call: Two Anybodies (On 2 Phones)
Put the phones together so they can talk to each other.

How to Cure Boredom

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

Games

Mutilate-A-Doll 2
Stab it, shoot it, or give it a dumb hat.

Pocket Emo
Design your own sadness...

Bubble Shooter
Pop bubbles to be the best bubble popper person.

Beat Up Your PC
This might not be politically correct.

Easiest Game Ever
Sure to boost your self-esteem!

Stupid Quiz
Prove you aren't dumb with this test.

Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game
It's like a book except you're able to lose!

Earthquake Fizz Calculator
How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again?

Haunted House of Heck Adventure
Full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments.

More Games
Play 'em right in your browser.

To Do Lists