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Mess With Strangers and Get Reactions

  1. Dress up like the grim reaper, stand outside the window, and knock on the door till they wake up, then stare at them.
  2. Pretend you smell something gross, then see how many people hold their nose.
  3. Quack at the same person everyday and see how long it takes them to notice.
  4. Look at the floor curiously and really stare at it to see if people join in.
  5. Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare.
  6. Follow people with a chair, and when they turn around, you sit down.
  7. Dance behind as many people as possible without them noticing.
  8. Give everybody a weird nickname and see how annoyed they get....
  9. Answer everything as "because I'm batman and I can do whatever I want.".
  10. Cough during a romantic part of a movie. See how many people snap their heads back and look at you.
  11. Watch how annoyed people get when you end each sentence with "Yo".
  12. Smile at people in a very creepy way.
  13. Smile at random people passing by and when they smile back, frown.
  14. Look up and stare at nothing... then see how many people try to see what you are staring at.
  15. Make up a long, ridiculous name and introduce yourself with it. Use an unusual accent too.
  16. Sit on a bus, then stomp twice and clap. Everyone else will join in. This only works in America.
  17. Step on other peoples shadows.
  18. While in the car, stare at the person in the car next to you. When they look back, lick the window.
  19. If you are a kid, sit in the drivers seat of your car on the side of the road and wave to people driving by.
  20. Look up at the ceiling until other people look up too. When they do, ask what they're looking at.
  21. Find 2 people facing opposite ways, poke both of them then run away.
  22. Look at the person sitting next to you until they laugh.
  23. Spray silly string at people when they are being too silly.
  24. Choose someone in your class and then stare at them the whole time.
  25. Drive behind a jogger and play "Eye of the Tiger" on the radio.
  26. Act like your doing something very inappropriate, when it's really just looking at pictures of food.
  27. At the movies, start clapping and see if anyone catches on.
  28. Force yourself to yawn to see if other people do it as well.
  29. Act really happy, and then get angry at the first person who talks to you.
  30. Yell hey you in the shirt in school see how many people turn around.
  31. Walk down the street and make the most creepiest smile at drivers while you walk.
  32. Point at the sky and say, " look a dead bird" and see how many people look up.
  33. Bury your friend in the sand because your friend is kind of an idiot.
  34. Go up to people and ask them if that spider in their shoulder is supposed to be there.
  35. Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.
  36. During a conversation respond to everything with bacon until they leave.
  37. Put trash bags all over you and curl up in a ball next to trash bags jump out when people walk by.
  38. When you see a couple holding hands walk between them.
  39. Climb up in a tree with some skittles and throw them at people saying "TASTE THE RAINBOW".
  40. Compete with your friend to see who can put more things in the back of someone's hood.
  41. Go up to somebody and stare in their eyes until you make them laugh.
  42. When you see people hug, join in.
  43. Chase people around yelling your going to eat them.
  44. Act drunk and see what people will say.
  45. Go to Walmart and start dancing behind people while their trying to shop.
  46. Hide behind a bush with a loud horn of any kind, and when people walk by, honk it.
  47. Hide somewhere that your whole body fits and when people walk by throw a cookie at them.
  48. When talking to a person stare at their forehead until they start freaking out.
  49. Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.
  50. Ask "In this economy?!" after every sentence a person says.
  51. If your at a sleepover with more than two people target one person and creep them out for the whole night!
  52. Call out Mark see who reacts.
  53. Get a children's book and when people walk by ask them if they'd like you to read it to them.
  54. Start yawning loudly and see how many people catch on.
  55. Hide in a tree with lots of leaves and when people walk by ask them for the time.
  56. Knock on some ones door and ask if they took your baby.
  57. Start reading your book very loudly immediately after you exit the library.
  58. Tape a balloon on to your face with a face on it, then ask people if you're beautiful.
  59. Throw your underwear at someone and act like they threw it at you. See if they fall for it! (They never do!)
  60. Write " you smell like my grandma" on a piece of paper, climb a tree, crumple it up and throw it at the first person that walks under you.
  61. Ask someone what color their toothbrush is and then later pretend to call someone with that information.

Absurd Thoughts and Wordplay

  1. Pronounce words in strange ways.
  2. Send out Christmas cards in the middle of the summer.
  3. Go in to deep thought about why cats have 9 nipples.
  4. Describe everything you're doing in 3rd person.
  5. Be elected president, so you can learn the truth about aliens, and then resign.
  6. Fingers are like arms for your arms. Think about it.
  7. Disneyland is a human trap, set by a mouse. Think about it.
  8. Give a friend the nickname "Karate" so that you can validly claim that you know Karate.
  9. Half of infinity is infinity. Think about it.
  10. Think about how humans are 0.5% metal.
  11. Go to a window and then back to your seat, say, "I thought I saw the bat signal."
  12. I am going outside so if anyone tells you where I am, I'm outstanding.
  13. Write a song about butts.
  14. Don't read the next sentence. You know what, never mind.
  15. Blink manually.
  16. Think about tacos. Now try to remove that thought.
  17. For 10 minutes, put 'ing' on the end of all your words. Example- Thising potatoing ising disgustinging.
  18. Insist on calling your backpack a "knowledge sack".
  19. "nun" is just the letter n doing a somersault. Think about that for a bit.
  20. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-Signal."
  21. Act British and ask in a British accent. Can I get the British fries please, I'm not french
  22. Ask if the person your talking to is on the menu?
  23. Put on a shirt that says "life" and stand on a street corner and hand out lemons.
  24. Answer this question: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite number if the alphabet? Pencil or trumpet?
  25. Try to walk your beloved pet skyscraper and see what people think of you.
  26. Ask a cop how they arrest 1 armed people.
  27. Think about why they even call it a toilet.
  28. Why is microsoft called microsoft. It's not micro or soft!
  29. Close your eyes but don't sleep!
  30. Eyebrows ARE facial hair, fight me about it.
  31. Think about how funny the number 24 is.
  32. Laugh at trees because they can't move.
  33. Get some fake poop and ask yourself why.
  34. In a conversation, say "I'm not racist but"...and then say something that has nothing to do with race.
  35. Poll people on whether or not eyebrows are facial hair.
  36. Through trial and error, see if expired poison is more or less poisonous than non-expired poison.
  37. Ask a cop how they arrest one armed people.
  38. Try to get the Olympics to add musical chairs.
  39. Walk into various places and ask where the space aliens are kept.
  40. Have a steering contest for the whole day. Not a staring contest, a steering contest.
  41. Make a sequel to the Macarena named the Macarena and Cheese.
  42. Memorize 1 digit of pi. Hint: 3
  43. Whenever you sing the alphabet, replace the letter X with "eggs" and see if anyone notices.
  44. Learn morse code and tap an important message about a cat eating cheese to someone who doesn't know morse code.
  45. Make a Where's Waldo audiobook.
  46. Eat a heap of popcorn kernels just before you die, then get cremated.

School and Classroom Chaos

  1. See how many time can you and a classmate can switch seat without the teacher noticing.
  2. Draw a mushroom in the corner of your classroom whiteboard and then see how long it stays there.
  3. Before class starts, stand in the front of the room and try to start teaching the class.
  4. Randomly pretend someone you know is a new student (best done with the help of a friend.)
  5. Try swimming on the floor in class.
  6. Hop on a desk in class/work and do the chicken dance.
  7. Put a blowhorn under the teacher's chair so when she sits down...
  8. Randomly start laughing like a hyena during class.
  9. When the teacher is out of the room try to get everyone laughing om.
  10. Ask the principal what a principle is.
  11. When your teacher says where is your homework? You say having more fun then me
  12. In the middle of class stretch and yawn, when someone looks your way look at them like they're crazy.
  13. While in school, every time the teacher walks by, you have to change how you are sitting.
  14. -Go into your teacher's Closet and wait and then yell " I FOUND NARNIA" -.
  15. When everyone is quiet,raise your hand and explain that it's too loud.
  16. In class get your friends to prove a teacher wrong on a obvious fact like 1 1=3.
  17. Tell your teacher she is NOT NICE. Take that, teacher!
  18. Lick your arm pit in class and make the teacher say class dismiss.
  19. When school is over tell your teacher: BYE FELICIA.
  20. Break all the school rules you can on the last day.
  21. Knock over a book a lot n when the teacher asks you to stop say it was your imaginary friend.
  22. When your teacher asks a question raise your hand and if she picks you say I don't know.
  23. Take your old school picture and draw devil horns on every one you don't like.
  24. In class slam your book shut as loud as you can.
  25. Beatbox really in the middle of class or a test when everybody's quiet! ;)
  26. In the middle of a lesson, ask your teacher the meaning of life, see their response, then say "oh I thought it was to torture the young".
  27. When it's dead silent in class stomp our foot twice and clap see how many people join (works best in AMERICA).
  28. Walk up to random students in your school and say "Fun Fact: Your time in the simulation is over."
  29. When the teacher says shut up bring a reverse card to school. (uno)
  30. Get the whole class to put their feet in their seats and see how long till the teacher notices.
  31. In the middle of class, stand up then just stand there for a while then sit down and continue with your homework.
  32. Say hi to the teacher and see what they say.
  33. When your teacher leaves the room make the class walk out of the class and hide.
  34. Fart And Say The Teacher Did It. This Always Works.
  35. At the middle of the school year, say "WE'RE HALFWAY THERE".
  36. Do jazz hands when your teacher calls on you.
  37. During math class ask your teacher when you get to have pie.
  38. When the teacher asks "any questions," raise your and ask "What's a question?"
  39. On the first day of school say "aww it's boring again".

Solo Stunts and Sheer Weirdness

  1. Armpit farts. They're actually good for the triceps.
  2. Try to turn your head around like an owl, fail, then try it again the other way.
  3. Shrug your shoulders a whole bunch of times every day, so that your shoulders get really buff. Then when people ask how you did it, you can just shrug.
  4. Slide down the stairs in a sleeping bag, either on purpose or accidentally.
  5. Dance. Just...dance. Don't stop dancing. Dance the night away until you're the last one dancing and people tell you to go home.
  6. Fall off a bed and make it dramatic.
  7. Be really weird.
  8. Sit on both of your legs. When both legs go entirely numb, RUN. You won't make it.
  9. Wrap up in a blanket and crawl on the ground like an inch worm.
  10. Do everything in slow motion.
  11. If anyone turns the lights out, fall to the ground and pretend you're dead before they come back on.
  12. Attack your own shadow.
  13. Spin as fast as you can in a rotating chair, and try to slap yourself.
  14. Trip over flat ground. (It takes some real skill.).
  15. Close your eyes, walk around the house, and time how long it takes you to run into something.
  16. Run into a wall, then apologize to the wall.
  17. Laugh with a straight face.
  18. Draw faces on your fingers, then talk to them.
  19. Try to sing with your tongue rolled. Congratulations, now you look like an idiot. (Or more like one)
  20. Have wrestling contest with a large teddy bear.
  21. Put mints in your mouth, walk into a wall and spit them out like they are broken teeth.
  22. Put tape around your mouth and then rip it off and see what your new really red face looks like.
  23. Have an angry conversation with a wall.
  24. Try to jump with one leg with your hands behind your back and sing a song all at the same time.
  25. Drop your pencil then struggle to get it.
  26. Paint yourself brown, wear a green wig and pretend your a tree.
  27. Smack yourself in the face as gently as possible.
  28. Stack up your pencils as high as you can.
  29. Play a really intense song and tuck your arms in your shirt and flop around like a fish.
  30. Put on fancy clothes and act like it's normal.
  31. Try to eat your own arm then stop because it hurts.
  32. Connect markers together and joust with them.
  33. Look for interesting shapes in the ceiling.
  34. Sing the potato song in front of all of your friends and let them judge you. You're so qUiRkY.
  35. Do a very bad magic trick.
  36. Drop down and give this website 50.

Lost Posters, Signs and Sneaky Notes

  1. Hide under a table and tie the shoelaces together of whoever is sitting down.
  2. Put up signs around town advertising your lost pet rock.
  3. Write "Free Gumballs" on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch.
  4. Put a sticky note on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage" then watch them look for it.
  5. Glue a coin on its edge to a wall and laugh at whoever tries to get it.
  6. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.
  7. Write nothing on a piece of paper. Act like there's a big fat secret in it. And give it to a person.
  8. Put plastic wrap on a doorway and wait for people to walk into it.
  9. Write creepy notes and hide them in books at the library.
  10. On a small piece of paper write, "I'm watching you." Then slip it into someone's locker.
  11. Stand on the side of the road holding a blank poster and see how many people look.
  12. When in stores, move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
  13. Go to the mall and hand out lost unicorn flyers and look really sad.
  14. Get sticky notes, put them on peoples cars with "sorry about the damage" and watch them look.
  15. Put tape over the TV remote's sensor. See how many people try and fail to turn the TV on.
  16. Put up a "LOST CAT" sign but put a picture of a dog.
  17. Put up a lost dog sign and put a picture of your sister or brother.
  18. Put up posters that read " missing poster".
  19. Create a wanted poster of yourself and stand next to it.
  20. Write "ha ha" on sticky notes then put them everywhere.
  21. Write "I know where you live" on a slip of paper and put it into your friends locker.
  22. Write on a piece of paper "There are foot steps on the ceiling" pass it around and watch them look.
  23. Put up a bunch of lost pet signs for a banana named Bartholomew.
  24. Get a friend and make as many secret admirer notes as you can and put them in every locker.
  25. Put lost posters around you front part of the house and put a picture of the poster on the lost poster.
  26. Make a lost dog poster of a hot dog and put Pizza Huts phone number.
  27. Dress up like a mailman and put an empty envelope in everyone's mailbox.
  28. Move all the furniture in your friend's house by 1 inch every day and see how long it takes them to notice.
  29. Walk around with a missing poster with a picture of yourself.
  30. Put a note in a random person's locker that says "Put this Note in a Random Locker".
  31. Put a mint in someone's locker with a sticky note attached saying, "Your breath smells bad."

Food and Kitchen Gags

  1. Diet Pong: It's like beer pong except with Diet Coke instead of beer and Mentos instead of ping pong balls.
  2. Craft an annoying gun of some sort with Diet Coke and Mentos that you can use one time.
  3. Create a rocket powered skateboard with Diet Coke and Mentos for a new, innovative way to hurt yourself.
  4. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, freeze them and throw them at your enemies.
  5. Shake up a soda can, hit it with a hammer 1 time and then throw it on the ground to make a soda bomb.
  6. In winter put snowballs in your freezer, then in summer throw them at people who are sunbathing.
  7. After you use a mayo bottle fill it with ice cream and walk around town eating it.
  8. When at a party take a soda can out of the cooler, shake it up, put it back. Watch.
  9. Put toothpaste on the White part of Oreo's and wait and watch the people eat them.
  10. Throw ice cubes and sing let it go.
  11. Put googly eyes on your potato, name it, and think about your life choices.
  12. Murder a brownie.
  13. Throw potatoes at people, but only people you know. Wouldn't want to be a jerk.
  14. Build a lemonade stand but sell yellow food dyed water instead of lemonade.
  15. Eat a banana, then blame the person closest to you that they murdered the banana.
  16. Attempt to eat some milk.
  17. Stab a potato and feel nothing. You are a sociopath in the world of potatoes.
  18. Swallow a fly. Maybe it tastes good.
  19. DO NOT cover a rock in mashed potato and give it to your auntie to eat.
  20. Cram an elmo doll into a jar of pickle juice and label it "Pickle Me Elmo".
  21. Eat a pineapple in sadness.

Stores, Malls and Public Spaces

  1. Go to Walmart and hide in the freezers and just stare at people when they pass.
  2. Strike poses while riding escalators.
  3. Walk up a down escalator and look around and act confused.
  4. Walk the wrong way on an escalator.
  5. Go into a shop and pretend to work there, and see how long it takes for anybody to notice.
  6. Go to a shop and dance stupid in front of there security camera.
  7. At the mall, sit on a chair and when people pass by, look at them creepily.
  8. Go to a furniture store and take a nap on one of the beds till you get kicked out.
  9. Go to a furniture store and lay in the sample beds pretending to be asleep.
  10. Pretend that you are a vegan and go to the meat aisle and cry.
  11. Turn on all of the display toys in the toy aisle and leave as fast as you can.
  12. Go into a clothing store and pretend to be a plastic model in the window.
  13. Go to Walmart and make a wall out of cereal boxes in the middle of the aisle.
  14. Go to a tall building, press all the buttons in the elevator, and wave as the doors open on each level.
  15. Go to the dollar store and ask how many things you can get for a dollar.
  16. Sit in a garbage can, then go into a body store.
  17. Walk into Walmart and ask the manager for directions to Target.
  18. Lie down in a store with a caution wet floor sign on top of u.
  19. Walk into an elevator and don't turn around to face the door. Bonus points for how far away you can walk like that when the doors open.

Sibling and Family Pranks

  1. When everyone's asleep, put make up on yourself to look like clown, then wake them up.
  2. Stare at your bro or sis until she/he gets REALLY freaked out.
  3. Lock your sibling out the house.
  4. Replace the contents of your sibling's wallet with monopoly money.
  5. Replace your sibling's toothpaste with green frosting. The look of their teeth is priceless.
  6. Give makeovers to sleeping people.
  7. Steal something small from your sibling every day until they notice that their things are gone.
  8. When your brother/sister is at away, cover their ENTIRE room with post-it notes.
  9. Draw a mustache on some one else when there a sleep.
  10. Hug your mom and say: "Daddy!"
  11. Buy fart spray and lock all the doors in the car and windows and fart and spray the spray.
  12. Go up to a mirror in front of your parents and yell "Damnnnnn you thicc".
  13. Ask your parents how mermaids have children.
  14. Buy a Monster energy, then wake up your parents in the middle of the night saying, "There's a monster under my bed, come look!"
  15. Prank your sibling by pretending to prank them, but first figure out how that even works.
  16. Steal Your siblings stuff without them knowing, THEN for their birthday wrap their things up AND GIVE IT TO THEM AS A B-DAY PRESENT!
  17. When you are bored and your sibling asks for water, freeze it, then give it to your sibling and just say "wait".

Fast Food and Restaurant Antics

  1. Go to KFC in a chicken costume and demand for your babies back.
  2. Go to McDonald's and walk through the drive through and act casual.
  3. Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything's normal.
  4. Walk into McDonald's and eat Burger King at one of their tables.
  5. Go to McDonald's without a car, use the drive though and just have a normal conversation.
  6. Ask McDonalds employee for pizza.
  7. Take a large cardboard box. Paint it to resemble a car. Take it through a drive-through.
  8. Ask if you can rent a burger for a day.
  9. Buy a meal at burger king and go eat it in McDonald's.
  10. Go to Burger King and then just stand there awkwardly, saying nothing for as long as possible.
  11. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and walk into Burger King.
  12. Start flirting with Ronald McDonald.
  13. Ask McDonald's for a cheese burger with no cheese.
  14. With a serious face, order fries with a side of McNapkins.
  15. Call McDonalds and ask if your 6-year-old child can apply.
  16. Get Starbucks and tell them your name is Inigo Montoya. Ask them is they have seen the 6 fingered man who killed your father.

Pets and Animals

  1. Put a blanket on your dogs and just watch them try to get it off.
  2. Go to a pet store and formally introduce yourself to every animal :].
  3. Throw a blanket on your dog or cat and see how long it takes him/her to get it off.
  4. Put socks on your cat's feet and watch it go nuts trying to get them off.
  5. Go to PetSmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the cashier about how long it will take for the birds to grow.
  6. Bring a stuffed dog to any store and put a leash on it. Then pretend its a real dog.
  7. Get up and chase your dog or cat for no reason and see what they do.
  8. Hold your dog high in the air and sing the song from lion king.
  9. Crawl on the floor and follow your dog or cat.
  10. T-pose your pet into a corner while saying E.
  11. Eat a pickle and throw the other half at a pet. :3
  12. Enter your pet rock into a pet show.
  13. Talk to dogs on the street like there long lost siblings.
  14. Take a broken computer mouse to the vet. See everyone's reaction

Gadgets, Siri and Screens

  1. Go to Google and type "How to Google something".
  2. Talk to the people talking on the TV and act like your having a conversation.
  3. SLAM YOUR HEAD ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND SEE WHAT GETS TYPED.
  4. Have a funeral when your phone dies.
  5. Every time you click on your mouse act like you are being electrocuted.
  6. Annoy Siri. Just do it.
  7. Ask siri what zero divided by zero is.
  8. Ask Siri "What is 10 trillion to the power of 1000 divided by 10".
  9. Translate and re-translate your favorite song lyrics using google translate.
  10. Find a camera and stare at it saying "I know you're watching me".
  11. Take their phone and change Hi to POOP!
  12. Ask Siri why they are stupid.
  13. To have some adrenaline, write an angry email to your boss. Send it. Then unsend it.
  14. Text someone, "Who's that behind you," then wait for them to look and send a creepy Gif.

Funny Things to Text

  1. Bushes are just grounded trees.
  2. Text one of your friends as ask if they know you were born as a baby.
  3. Send your friends the whole script of the declaration of independence.
  4. Text anyone a famous movie line and see if they call you out for quoting it.
  5. Say I broke my phone and can't text on it anymore!
  6. Text your friend saying you're their mother.
  7. Think Shakespeare has no swag? He invented the word.
  8. Credit scores are like an adult's version of a GPA.
  9. That awkward moment when you realize what you just said.
  10. The phrase "it's nothing" is impossible.
  11. This strawberry jam smells like it tastes.
  12. Duct tape is just like the Band-Aid for things.
  13. Words Look More Dignified With A Capital Letter.
  14. I hate it when I can't finish my-.
  15. I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
  16. It's been so long maybe we're fireproof.
  17. *GOAT SCREAMS* You Just imagined it didn't you.
  18. Things I despise: 1. Lists. 2. Hating things. 3. Irony.
  19. A party without a cake is just a meeting.
  20. Pointless But Inspiring Quote: If you don't have a hole to die in, go dig one.
  21. A cheese burger has two products from a cow.
  22. If time is money, than ATMs are time machines!
  23. I made a mess by spilling CLEANING fluid.
  24. Waffles are good, but pancakes are preferable to me.
  25. A large spider in the bathroom will make a person shower faster.
  26. When you enter a room and forget what you intended to do there.
  27. The longer the name of a dessert is on a menu, the better it is.
  28. Hips are just leg shoulders.
  29. Send them an emoji story.
  30. Text a friend- someone told me you sound like an owl- then wait for them to reply, who.
  31. Spam/text people with the black hole definition.
  32. Text your friend saying have you seen (their name) example: to Bob. Have you seen Bob?
  33. Text your friend: My chicken frick has betrayed me.
  34. Text someone the lyrics to a song and see if they notice.
  35. Text your friend " do you own any gorillas" and when they text back tell them to shut up.
  36. Text your friend at 1:30 AM and say "The body is in the fridge, right?"
  37. Text them the question do goats float in the middle of the night.
  38. Text your friend that you are moving to a different country.
  39. Send the three dots gif so they think your typing forever.
  40. Text a friend song lyrics and see what they type back!
  41. Text your dad saying I left my phone at my friends house.
  42. During the winter, text someone "It's so hot ".
  43. Text your friend and say hello my little flamingo then go from there.
  44. Text you friend UNICORN SNIBBLES and wait for their response.
  45. Whenever you text someone always end the text with ".com"
  46. Text someone at 3 am and start talking about koalas and soup.
  47. Text your best friend and say" I see you"then see there response.
  48. Text someone OMG I JUST PASSED BY YOUR HOUSE AND THERE IS SOMEONE THERE.
  49. Text someone at 3 am. "How do you eat cereal?"
  50. Text a friend "but why?" To everything they say
  51. Potato backwards is otatoP.
  52. Do a song lyrics text where you text someone song lyrics in sentences and start a conversation like that.
  53. Write a text message to a friend using only words that your phone suggests to use next.
  54. Text someone using the auto correct boxes.
  55. Text someone in your contacts and say you lost your phone see who replies!
  56. Text one of your friends I love you *Random boys name*.
  57. Text your friend this to annoy them,"Pete and repeat sat on a wall Pete fell off who was left?"
  58. Text anyone: "I like the feeling of cutting zucchinis".
  59. Text friend: Do I look like an orangutan?
  60. Text "I lost the potato, again..." and see what they text back!
  61. You'll probably only use 10% of what you learn in skhool.
  62. Text them the entire Bee Movie script and see how they react.
  63. IM NOT YELLING IM JUST USING CAPITAL LETTERS.
  64. Text your friend "PUT MEH DOWN!" So when they pick up their phone to read it they see that.
  65. Text someone and ask them, "is a hotdog a sandwich?"
  66. Text someone (from your phone) to say your phone is broken and unfit repair.
  67. Text your friend, "I like chicken nuggets" and see what they say.
  68. Every mirror is always bought used. No matter where it is placed in the store.
  69. Text your friend and pretend the FBI just broke into your house.
  70. Text saying BEEP BEEP IMA SHEEP see if they do the rest of the song or if they think your weird.
  71. Text someone I think I farted.
  72. Text someone at any time and say "ding dong your opinion is wrong".
  73. Text someone "how do make cereal" and see what they respond.
  74. Text anybody you want telling them something in a different language. See if they can figure it out!
  75. Text someone and ask if you can wear their skin.
  76. Text someone and tell them your dog is naked and ask why they took its clothes.
  77. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...the correct spelling of the fear of long words.
  78. Shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking.
  79. No. Just No. NO. I SAID NO.
  80. Text a guy/girl you like that they have a very boop-able nose.

Prank Call Ideas

  1. Call and not answer.
  2. Call my boyfriend and tell him I cant wait to take his girl on a date.
  3. Call: East side marios and say ITS AH ME MARIO!
  4. Call: Burger King and say "YOUR HIGHNESS WERE UNDER ATTACK!"
  5. Call McDonald's Say I found a hair in any food then say but it's still good.
  6. Call McDonald's and pretend to be stuck in the bathroom.
  7. Call petstore saying "can I order a mutated albino (any animal of choice)?"
  8. If a telemarketer calls you, be Jacksfilms and only say "Me me big boy."
  9. Call your friend and put the John cena theme song on.
  10. Call any store and say "this is ...(a different store) how may I help?"
  11. Call:anybody ask them if they still want the stoppers to come
  12. Call your friend and scream u are a Plato pickle and hang up
  13. Call: Amazon And say "hey why isn't my burger here? I ordered it twenty minutes ago"
  14. Call your mom or your dad and tell them you got put in jail.
  15. Call crispy cream say " can I get a big Mack and a side of fries and a dr. Pepper?"
  16. Call:A Mexican Restaurant and say DONALD TRUMP IS COMING.
  17. Call your parents and tell them that your phone bill is $1000.
  18. Call: A party place. Reserve a party for your goat.
  19. Call pet shop and say hello can I have every type of animal in a funny voice and then start laughing weirdly.
  20. Call any one and say can you call my phone I can't find it listen what they say.
  21. Call Pizza Hut and ask for Domino's phone number.
  22. Call: Anybody. Say hi 50 times and get them mad.
  23. Call anyone and act like Mario or Luigi.
  24. Call a donut shop. Say to them, "I would like a pizza without the bread, please."
  25. Call a Chinese restaurant and ask if you can buy a cat.
  26. Call a barber shop and complain that you got a haircut but the hair grew back.
  27. Call: Walmart and ask them if they work here.
  28. Call Round Table and ask, why is it called round table when all you tables are square.
  29. Call Taco Bell and (in an Indian accent) ask if they sell Chicken curry.
  30. Call Burger King and ask when they got Married to Dairy Queen.
  31. Call a pizza place: Rant about how you are vegetarian and then order a pepperoni pizza.
  32. Call Mc. Donlds and ask where Wendy's is and say they have better burgers.
  33. Call Walmart and complain about how they don't sell walls (it's called WALmart).
  34. Call KFC And Say "Can I Order A Big Mac".
  35. Call someone and say "sorry, I can't talk right now" like they called you and then hang up.
  36. Call someone and say wrong number.
  37. Prank call Pizza Hut and say hi can I order 1000 Big Macs.
  38. Call Papa John's and order a BONELESS PIZZA.
  39. Call pet smart and say what do I do when my fish is lying upside down?
  40. Turn off caller ID, then call your friend and insist that they are your mother/father.
  41. Call Chinese food place and ask if they have food for people with constipation.
  42. Order 15 Pizza from Pizza Express and deliver them to your friends house!
  43. Call a pizza place and complain that one of their delivery men ate half of your pizza!
  44. Call a company and complain about a product they don't make.
  45. Call a friend with no caller id then ask if they have two shoes and then you ask more and more questions.
  46. Call: Anybody and ask if you can have some toilet paper. And then start making grunting noises.
  47. Call wall mart and ask how much a wall costs.
  48. Prank call your mom and say I am trying to read a book on how to read a book.
  49. Ring someone and say that you have lost your phone then wait til they realise you are on it. (Tested).
  50. Call:anyone and say "hold on one sec please" then put on the "fail recorder titanic".
  51. Prank call someone in Mississippi and say they miss their sippy (cup) hahaha.
  52. Call you friend at 3 am and ask them if they know the muffin man.
  53. Call chipoltle and scream the McDonalds theme: buh duh buh buh buh.
  54. Call somebody from school and say "I'm a foreign exchange student" and make it up as you go.
  55. Call someone and all you can say is shut up.
  56. Call GameStop and say My fish drowned Last Night. Then order pizza from them.
  57. Call someone you know, say" help! My phone got stolen!" And wait for the response
  58. Call: Panera Bread tell them you lost your virginity to their breadsticks.
  59. Call target and ask if they have grown up diapers at the cash register.
  60. Call pizza hut and ask for a mad meal then say youll give them ya mates number and hang up.
  61. Prank call a friend using *67 and say," Hey I can't talk right now."
  62. You should just call a store and started singing a sing really loud and see how they react.
  63. Prank call pizza hut and ask them for papa johns number.
  64. Call McDonald's and asked for some cold frys.
  65. Call Wendys and ask for their opinions on McDonalds.
  66. Ring a prostitute and ask them how to put a condom on.
  67. Call Burger King and ask to speak to the king.
  68. Call subway and ask which train will get you to the Bronx.
  69. Call anybody and say "how may I help you" then the person / people will be so confused.
  70. Call Pizza hut and ask can I have one boneless pizza and a side of chicken less chicken wings.
  71. Call Casey's General Store, and ask if you can speak to Casey.
  72. Call someone you know with your caller Id turned off and don't speak.
  73. Call dominos and ask them if they know any good pizza places.
  74. Call a friend and say they just one 100k on a school scholarship or job raise.
  75. Call any business and pretend to be an employee and you're calling in sick.
  76. Call the mall during halloween time and ask to speak with Santa Claus privately.
  77. Tell someone you are a Russian spy in a thick accent and you need somewhere to hide.
  78. Call then ask if they want sand.
  79. Call/text a friend only using your feet.

Other

  1. Yell, then laugh, you will prank anyone!
  2. Get jordan to give the school bombs.
  3. Write a text for my mom.
  4. Aserse el auto delicioso. (Make yourself delicious.)
  5. Put on an ant costume and try to burn someone with the sun and a magnifying glass.
  6. Suck your toe and record it and send to friend you are sick of talking to.
  7. Say hi to your crush.
  8. Suck a diploma and hope your parents don't see it.
  9. Prank your friend with a balloon. How you do this is up to you.

What to Do When Bored

Random Games
Hundreds of Flash games, picked at random. Play 'em right in your browser.
Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.
Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.
Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.
Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.
Things to Build in Minecraft
Create amazing shelters and artistic stuff to look at with your many colorful cubes.
Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.
Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.
Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.
Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.
Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.
Puns
Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.
Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.
Writing Ideas & Prompts
Story prompts, writing exercises, and creative ideas to spark your imagination.
Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.
Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.
Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.
Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

To Do Lists

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.
22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?
23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.
25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.
16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.
25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.
17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...
22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.
29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!
17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.
32 Funny Short Story Ideas
Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.
35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored
Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!
16 Prank Call Responses for Telemarketers
Why settle for a simple no thank you?
23 Things To Do Outside
There's a whole vast world out there, so you could at least check out your front yard.
16 Funny Movie Theater Prank Ideas
But seriously people, please turn off your cell phone first.
56 Ideas for Cool Things to Draw
Prepare your 96 pack of crayons.
48 Easy Things to Paint
Simple acrylic and watercolor subjects, from food and animals to surreal landscapes.
18 Immature Walmart Pranks
Cheap prices and cheap entertainment.
26 Easiest Challenges Ever
Time to boost that self esteem!
29 Cool Snow Day Ideas
If it's not snowing by you, you can always head north.
16 Fun Things to Do at Home
Oh hey that's where you are right now!
20 Things You Should NOT Do
Sent in by all of you lovely website visitors.
22 More Prank Call Ideas
Phone numbers not provided. You can look those up on your own if you want to deal with the consequences.