Random Puns

He wears glasses during math because it improves division.

If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.

I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.

Dissatisfied with the lack of thoroughness in the demolition of the old tavern, he got into the bulldozer himself and razed the bar to a new level.


To Do Lists


25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.


17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot
Why are you reading this list? You really are an idiot.


21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.


14 Things to Do with a Potato
Just in case y'all needed a list.


16 Ways to Attempt to Get Exercise While Sitting Down
None of these have been approved by professional trainers and some may actually hurt you. Still though, it beats actually having to get up.



I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet.

I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

A man walked into a chimney store and asked "How much for this one?" The salesman replied "It's on the house."

My girlfriend found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.

It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.


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To Do Lists


23 Awful One-Liners to Text Your Enemies
There will always be enough puns to go around.


21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.


16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.


Only Rich Kids Will Enjoy This Game
Pshhh well only the COOL ones!


25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.


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