Random Pun Generator

Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Create amazing shelters and artistic stuff to look at with your many colorful cubes.

New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Please don't actually do all of these.

Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

There's always room for another comic book idea.

Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

Other than look at this website, obviously...

Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

There's a whole vast world out there, so you could at least check out your front yard.

But seriously people, please turn off your cell phone first.

Prepare your 96 pack of crayons.

Simple acrylic and watercolor subjects, from food and animals to surreal landscapes.

Cheap prices and cheap entertainment.

Time to boost that self esteem!

Oh hey that's where you are right now!

Phone numbers not provided. You can look those up on your own if you want to deal with the consequences.