Random Puns

Old burglars never die they just steal away.

My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.


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The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.

I sat up one night pondering what makes the sun come up. Suddenly it dawned on me.

An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.


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