These are Thoughts
If you get offended when someone says Merry Christmas, I think you forfeit your right to have the day off.
When you look up Doctor Who in the search bar, there will be three results,including his one...
Birds don't sing to sing, they sing to tell other birds to get the heck of their territory or they'll be sorry.
To Do Lists
15 Socially Awkward Things to Do Today
They are socially awkward and you can do them today.
21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.
20 Annoying Questions to Ask Siri
You could also ask these to an actual person, but human contact is a bit overrated.
20 Things You Should NOT Do
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6 Weapons That Could Beat Glitter in a Fight
Glitter shows people no mercy. People shouldn't show glitter mercy, either.
To create time travel is impossible because you would have to be able to change not only time but where everything and everyone was at the time which is messing with free will and physical matter.
What if you rip off someone's leg and smack them with it? Would that be hitting or kicking?