These are Thoughts
You know your business is successful when it's brand name use surpasses that of the real word it was named after. Well done, Subway, well done.
Sometimes when I think of something embarrassing that happened in the past I talk to myself and make noises out loud to drown out my thoughts.
There are people out there who believe that verbal communication is useless, but you wouldn't hear it from them.
To Do Lists
Waste Time on This Page
Can you make it to 15 minutes? We couldn't!
15 Socially Awkward Things to Do Today
They are socially awkward and you can do them today.
21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.
18 Dumb Things to Do at Walmart
Cheap prices and cheap entertainment.
14 Things to Do with a Potato
Just in case y'all needed a list.
A scam email wanted my address and phone number ... so I replied with the address and phone number for the FBI. That'll be an interesting surprise.
Is it possible for someone to like being sad and hate being happy? Because if you're sad, you like it and you get happy. But then you get happy and hate it so you get sad and mad again.
There is no more uncomfortable feeling than spotting a friend in the distance. You end up looking at the floor, shop windows or at your phone until you are close enough to say Hi, at which point you suddenly 'see' them.
Call pizza hut and Dominos on two different phones, put them beside each other, and let them talk.