These are Thoughts

Why would I submit a thought if a thought can submit me???????????

School- Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives.

My brain simply cannot comprehend how someone could possibly like country music.

To Do Lists

20 Things You Should NOT Do
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20 Annoying Questions to Ask Siri
You could also ask these to an actual person, but human contact is a bit overrated.

Rate Terrible Costumes
Lots of them are for dogs, obviously.

17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot
Why are you reading this list? You really are an idiot.

Worst Video Ever Made
You don't have to upload everything you record...

When you sit alone at any gathering of people and watch people because your friends didn't end up coming. Then to make matters worse, you laugh at your own thoughts and people probably assume your mentally unstable.

What if all weird things you have ever said were filmed and at your funeral the video would play just to represent how much of a crazy person you truly were.

Everything in existence is either a potato or not a potato. Think about it. I just blew your mind.

My daughter told me that it hurts when she leaves an ice cube on her tongue for a long time. I told her not to leave an ice cube on her tongue for a long time. She thanked me. Parenting is easy.

Read the next thought in Morgan Freeman's voice.

When we get a new hot employee and the previously lusted-after employee loses all the attention, that's when I come in. I've been the low self-esteem clean-up crew at work for years.

Guns are essentially just fancy rock throwing devices.

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