20 Things You Should NOT Do

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  1. Attempt to swallow your tongue.
  2. Smell your dog's butt.
  3. Go up to a street thug, hug him and say, "I love you."
  4. While at a funeral, giggle really loudly and uncontrollably throughout the service.
  5. Go out for a run while wearing shady clothes and carrying something expensive.
  6. Eat something very large and spiky without chewing it.
  7. Do everything this sentence says. Read this sentence again.
  8. Play tag with an express train.
  9. Pull your pants down and start shaking your butt in front of an important person.
  10. Punch a bear.
  11. Be swag forever.
  12. Dress up as a police officer and arrest a real police officer for impersonating a police officer.
  13. Drink bleach.
  14. Learn cursive.
  15. Cry loudly because someone called you a poo face.
  16. Eat all the chocolate and blame your imaginary friend who hates chocolate.
  17. Fill an entire gallon size baggie with ground up oregano and pull it out of your backpack at school.
  18. Get a snake and try to get it to eat its tail.
  19. Paint a door on a brick wall.
  20. Kidnap a young child, hide them somewhere and see how long it takes for other people to find them.

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