22 More Prank Call Ideas
Phone numbers not provided. You can look those up on your own if you want to deal with the consequences.- Call: Quick Trip
Ask if you can reserve a doughnut.
- Call: Someone Named Luke
Tell them you are their father.
- Call: Anybody
Try to convince them they are your long lost relative.
- Call: Hasbro (or Some Other Toy Company)
Complain that your so called "action figures" just stand there.
- Call: Anybody
Tell them that you hid the body, then hang up.
- Call: White Castle
Ask for a Black Castle representative.
- Call: Library
Ask for a book on how to read.
- Call: Anybody You Know
Ask if they ordered a six pack. ;-)
- Call: Jack in the Box
Ask "Is Jack actually in the box?"
- Call: Progressive
Ask to speak with Flo.
- Call: Hefty (or Some Garbage Bag Company)
Ask them why we pay money for garbage bags so we can literally throw them into the garbage.
- Call: Pizza Hut
Insist that they are a building and that huts are no longer apart of the modern day suburban lifestyle.
- Call: Walmart
Ask "Hello is this return and pick up?" Wait for answer and say, "Is it okay if I pick up my kid?"
- Call: Anybody
Ask what year it is. Whatever they say, yell "It worked!"
- Call: Burger King
Say that you are doing a report on kings and queens and ask what country the Burger King rules.
- Call: Minecraft
Complain that your game is too square.
- Call: Forever 21
Tell them that your 22nd birthday is today and ask if you are still allowed to go to the store because you are 22.
- Call: Anybody
Ask to confirm their order for live peacocks.
- Call: Skittles Company
Complain that you can't taste the rainbow.
- Call: Nabisco
Complain to them that Double-Stuffed Oreos should be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
- Call: Target
Ask if they have any archery supplies.
- Call: Anybody
Start making that sound from the Grudge. Then say "7 days" and hang up.
