22 More Prank Call Ideas

Phone numbers not provided. You can look those up on your own if you want to deal with the consequences.

Call: Quick Trip
Ask if you can reserve a doughnut.
Call: Someone Named Luke
Tell them you are their father.
Call: Anybody
Try to convince them they are your long lost relative.
Call: Hasbro (or Some Other Toy Company)
Complain that your so called "action figures" just stand there.
Call: Anybody
Tell them that you hid the body, then hang up.
Call: White Castle
Ask for a Black Castle representative.
Call: Library
Ask for a book on how to read.
Call: Anybody You Know
Ask if they ordered a six pack. ;-)
Call: Jack in the Box
Ask "Is Jack actually in the box?"
Call: Progressive
Ask to speak with Flo.
Call: Hefty (or Some Garbage Bag Company)
Ask them why we pay money for garbage bags so we can literally throw them into the garbage.
Call: Pizza Hut
Insist that they are a building and that huts are no longer apart of the modern day suburban lifestyle.
Call: Walmart
Ask "Hello is this return and pick up?" Wait for answer and say, "Is it okay if I pick up my kid?"
Call: Anybody
Ask what year it is. Whatever they say, yell "It worked!"
Call: Burger King
Say that you are doing a report on kings and queens and ask what country the Burger King rules.
Call: Minecraft
Complain that your game is too square.
Call: Forever 21
Tell them that your 22nd birthday is today and ask if you are still allowed to go to the store because you are 22.
Call: Anybody
Ask to confirm their order for live peacocks.
Call: Skittles Company
Complain that you can't taste the rainbow.
Call: Nabisco
Complain to them that Double-Stuffed Oreos should be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
Call: Target
Ask if they have any archery supplies.
Call: Anybody
Start making that sound from the Grudge. Then say "7 days" and hang up.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Build in Minecraft
Create amazing shelters and artistic stuff to look at with your many colorful cubes.

Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

Games

Mutilate-A-Doll 2
Stab it, shoot it, or give it a dumb hat.

Pocket Emo
Design your own sadness...

Bubble Shooter
Pop bubbles to be the best bubble popper person.

Beat Up Your PC
This might not be politically correct.

Easiest Game Ever
Sure to boost your self-esteem!

Stupid Quiz
Prove you aren't dumb with this test.

Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game
It's like a book except you're able to lose!

Earthquake Fizz Calculator
How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again?

Haunted House of Heck Adventure
Full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments.

More Games
Play 'em right in your browser.

To Do Lists