16 Prank Call Responses for Telemarketers

16 Prank Call Responses for Telemarketers
Why settle for a simple no thank you?
  1. Insist that the caller is really your friend playing a joke.
  2. Pretend to be an old man (or lady) and speak with a heavy accent. Keep asking them to repeat themselves because you're hard of hearing.
  3. Ask them how much their product will sell for on eBay.
  4. After each question they ask you, say "no". "Are you the owner of the house? No. Can I speak with the owner please? No. Do you know a good time to call back? No."
  5. Say "yes" after each question for completely different results.
  6. Ask for their home number so that you can call them back later this evening.
  7. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD DOWN.
  8. Ask if he belongs to a particular nationality, like Canadian or something. If he says no, say "We only talk to Canadians". If he says yes, say "We don't talk to your kind." Then hang up.
  9. After they introduce themselves, say "Hey, that's my name too!", and ask where they're from. After they tell you, say "I grew up there!", then follow up with other personal questions.
  10. Offer to sign up only if they buy YOUR "product" (like oranges or something).
  11. Every time they say something, say "That's not true!"
  12. Put them on hold and play an annoying song of your choice, looping infinitely.
  13. Question the legality of every statement they make, no matter how ridiculous is sounds. For example, "Are you sure that insurance is legal in my state?"
  14. For every non-question sentence that the telemarketer makes, ask "Why?".
  15. Tell them a sob story, that you got fired, you got a speeding ticket, there's nothing to eat tonight, etc. Then ask them how THEY are.
  16. Keep repeating what they say until they ask you to stop. When they ask why you're repeating them, say you're training to be a telemarketer.

How to Cure Boredom

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22 Stupid Challenges
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29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
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What to Do When Bored

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Play 'em right in your browser.
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Things to Do in Public
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Questions
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Challenges
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Writing Ideas & Prompts
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Worst Things to Do
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Mindfulness & Wellness
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To Do Lists

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.
22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?
23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.
25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.
16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.
25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.
17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...
22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.
29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!
17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.