13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into Stone

Although it's unlikely this will ever happen to you, it's good to be prepared.

Be really, really irritated with whoever turned you into stone and come up with revenge plots that you will never be able to follow through on.
Try really, really, really hard to move. That way you can say at least you tried.
Come up with stupid stone puns; that's the only way to rock.
Count. Just keep counting. Forever.
If you get bored of positive numbers, you can start a second count in the negatives.
See how long you can go without thinking about penguins, and then keep trying to break your record. It might be hard to keep track of time though.
Try to figure out what kind of stone you are. Igneous? Metamorphic?
Sing some song lyrics and then get really frustrated at that one line you can't remember that will be on the tip of your tongue for the next 100 years.
Give yourself an annoying superhero name that fits your situation.
Make up a theme song for your newly created nickname.
Long for the day that the Earth becomes hot enough for you to turn into lava.
Or the day that you break down enough to become part of a pleasant, sandy beach.
Find happiness in the fact that you no longer have to do anything, ever.

18 Prank Call Ideas - Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

17 Things to Text - Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

22 Stupid Challenges - Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks - A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School - Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas - Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do - These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends - Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do - Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

32 Funny Short Story Ideas - Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever - Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored - Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

Things to Talk About - Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Drawing Ideas - Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas - Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home - Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Do Outside - Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public - Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges - Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts - Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money - Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do - Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do - Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Thoughts - These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions - This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns - Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers - There's always room for another comic book idea.