13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into Stone

Although it's unlikely this will ever happen to you, it's good to be prepared.

Be really, really irritated with whoever turned you into stone and come up with revenge plots that you will never be able to follow through on.
Try really, really, really hard to move. That way you can say at least you tried.
Come up with stupid stone puns; that's the only way to rock.
Count. Just keep counting. Forever.
If you get bored of positive numbers, you can start a second count in the negatives.
See how long you can go without thinking about penguins, and then keep trying to break your record. It might be hard to keep track of time though.
Try to figure out what kind of stone you are. Igneous? Metamorphic?
Sing some song lyrics and then get really frustrated at that one line you can't remember that will be on the tip of your tongue for the next 100 years.
Give yourself an annoying superhero name that fits your situation.
Make up a theme song for your newly created nickname.
Long for the day that the Earth becomes hot enough for you to turn into lava.
Or the day that you break down enough to become part of a pleasant, sandy beach.
Find happiness in the fact that you no longer have to do anything, ever.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Build in Minecraft
Create amazing shelters and artistic stuff to look at with your many colorful cubes.

Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

Games

Pocket Emo
Design your own sadness...

Gunblood
Do not play if you don't like violent things.

Mutilate-A-Doll 2
Stab it, shoot it, or give it a dumb hat.

Toss the Turtle
Or possibly shoot it out of a cannon.

Beat Up Your PC
This might not be politically correct.

Zombocalypse 2
Oh good, a second doomsday of zombies.

Road Of The Dead
Can you survive on Roadkill Avenue?

Bubble Shooter
Pop bubbles to be the best bubble popper person.

Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game
It's like a book except you're able to lose!

Haunted House of Heck Adventure
Full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments.

More Games
Play 'em right in your browser.

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