13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into Stone

Although it's unlikely this will ever happen to you, it's good to be prepared.
- Be really, really irritated with whoever turned you into stone and come up with revenge plots that you will never be able to follow through on.
- Try really, really, really hard to move. That way you can say at least you tried.
- Come up with stupid stone puns; that's the only way to rock.
- Count. Just keep counting. Forever.
- If you get bored of positive numbers, you can start a second count in the negatives.
- See how long you can go without thinking about penguins, and then keep trying to break your record. It might be hard to keep track of time though.
- Try to figure out what kind of stone you are. Igneous? Metamorphic?
- Sing some song lyrics and then get really frustrated at that one line you can't remember that will be on the tip of your tongue for the next 100 years.
- Give yourself an annoying superhero name that fits your situation.
- Make up a theme song for your newly created nickname.
- Long for the day that the Earth becomes hot enough for you to turn into lava.
- Or the day that you break down enough to become part of a pleasant, sandy beach.
- Find happiness in the fact that you no longer have to do anything, ever.
How to Cure Boredom
18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.
22 Stupid ChallengesSure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?
23 Funny YouTube Video IdeasWow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.
25 Hilarious McDonald's PranksA lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.
16 Really Weird Things to DoThese will most likely not help you gain any friendships.
25 Shortest Jokes EverCaution: Pretty much all of these are puns.
17 Things to Do at SchoolOther than look at this website, obviously...
22 Most Boring Things to DoSome of us are just too excited sometimes.
29 Fun Things to Do with FriendsCrazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!
17 Things to TextHelpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.
What to Do When Bored
Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.
Painting IdeasEasy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.
Things to Do at HomeWays to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.
Things to Talk AboutEntertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.
Things to Build in MinecraftCreate amazing shelters and artistic stuff to look at with your many colorful cubes.
Things to EatNew foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.
Things to Do OutsideStuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.
Things to Do in PublicJust so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.
ThoughtsThese are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.
QuestionsThis could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.
ChallengesPlease don't actually do all of these.
Writing Ideas & PromptsStory prompts, writing exercises, and creative ideas to spark your imagination.
Ways to Make MoneyQuick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.
Best Things to DoIdeas for what to do when you're really, really bored.
Funniest Things to DoIdeas for how to make yourself laugh.
Worst Things to DoBad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.
SuperpowersThere's always room for another comic book idea.
Mindfulness & WellnessCalming activities and exercises to reduce stress and improve mental well-being.
Games
Pocket Emo
Design your own sadness...
GunbloodDo not play if you don't like violent things.
Mutilate-A-Doll 2Stab it, shoot it, or give it a dumb hat.
Toss the TurtleOr possibly shoot it out of a cannon.
Beat Up Your PCThis might not be politically correct.
Zombocalypse 2Oh good, a second doomsday of zombies.
Road Of The DeadCan you survive on Roadkill Avenue?
Bubble ShooterPop bubbles to be the best bubble popper person.
Easiest Game EverSure to boost your self-esteem!
Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure GameIt's like a book except you're able to lose!
Haunted House of Heck AdventureFull of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments.
More GamesPlay 'em right in your browser.
To Do Lists
18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.
22 Stupid ChallengesSure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?
23 Funny YouTube Video IdeasWow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.
25 Hilarious McDonald's PranksA lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.
16 Really Weird Things to DoThese will most likely not help you gain any friendships.
25 Shortest Jokes EverCaution: Pretty much all of these are puns.
17 Things to Do at SchoolOther than look at this website, obviously...
22 Most Boring Things to DoSome of us are just too excited sometimes.
29 Fun Things to Do with FriendsCrazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!
17 Things to TextHelpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.