13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into Stone

13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into StoneAlthough it's unlikely this will ever happen to you, it's good to be prepared.
  1. Be really, really irritated with whoever turned you into stone and come up with revenge plots that you will never be able to follow through on.
  2. Try really, really, really hard to move. That way you can say at least you tried.
  3. Come up with stupid stone puns; that's the only way to rock.
  4. Count. Just keep counting. Forever.
  5. If you get bored of positive numbers, you can start a second count in the negatives.
  6. See how long you can go without thinking about penguins, and then keep trying to break your record. It might be hard to keep track of time though.
  7. Try to figure out what kind of stone you are. Igneous? Metamorphic?
  8. Sing some song lyrics and then get really frustrated at that one line you can't remember that will be on the tip of your tongue for the next 100 years.
  9. Give yourself an annoying superhero name that fits your situation.
  10. Make up a theme song for your newly created nickname.
  11. Long for the day that the Earth becomes hot enough for you to turn into lava.
  12. Or the day that you break down enough to become part of a pleasant, sandy beach.
  13. Find happiness in the fact that you no longer have to do anything, ever.

How to Cure Boredom

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17 Things to Text
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22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
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16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

32 Funny Short Story Ideas
Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored
Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

Other Random Generators

Quotes
Maybe inspirational or motivational, but possibly funny or dumb.

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns
Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

About Random Things to Do

Hey, are you bored? Probably, since you're on this website. Luckily we have ideas for stuff to do to cure boredom. If you aren't alone, we have suggestions for what to do with friends too!

Are you up for a stupid challenge or do you just want to do something boring? Or maybe something weird? Are you bored in class and looking for a thing to do at school, or at McDonald's?

Maybe you want to tell a dumb joke to your brother or sister, text a stupid message to a friend, or even prank call somebody. You could also try to be creative and write a short story or film a funny video. Otherwise you can just do nothing, I guess.

Oh, and if you have an idea for something that's not here, please join our Discord server and send your suggestions!

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Turn the circles into tinier circles.

Haunted House of Heck Adventure
Full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments.

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