13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into Stone

13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into StoneAlthough it's unlikely this will ever happen to you, it's good to be prepared.
  1. Be really, really irritated with whoever turned you into stone and come up with revenge plots that you will never be able to follow through on.
  2. Try really, really, really hard to move. That way you can say at least you tried.
  3. Come up with stupid stone puns; that's the only way to rock.
  4. Count. Just keep counting. Forever.
  5. If you get bored of positive numbers, you can start a second count in the negatives.
  6. See how long you can go without thinking about penguins, and then keep trying to break your record. It might be hard to keep track of time though.
  7. Try to figure out what kind of stone you are. Igneous? Metamorphic?
  8. Sing some song lyrics and then get really frustrated at that one line you can't remember that will be on the tip of your tongue for the next 100 years.
  9. Give yourself an annoying superhero name that fits your situation.
  10. Make up a theme song for your newly created nickname.
  11. Long for the day that the Earth becomes hot enough for you to turn into lava.
  12. Or the day that you break down enough to become part of a pleasant, sandy beach.
  13. Find happiness in the fact that you no longer have to do anything, ever.

What to Do When Bored

Things to Talk About - Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Drawing Ideas - Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas - Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home - Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Do Outside - Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public - Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges - Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts - Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money - Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do - Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do - Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Other Random Generators

Thoughts - These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions - This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns - Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers - There's always room for another comic book idea.

Funny Videos

Ant Protests - These ants were so oppressed they learned how to write.

Calcium Man - His bones so strong they cannot be broken.

Fake Snail Facts - Mollusk trivia that you wish was true.

Meatball Says Sorry - A meatball accidentally falls into some pasta. You'll never guess what happens next!

Dumb Thing About Butts - Did you know that nearly everyone has one?

Slinky Fun - Maybe a metal one would work better.

Other Funny Stuff

Arbitrary Haikus - I'm not sure why I wrote these, but I did. This description is not a haiku.

New Olympic Game Proposals - It'd be fun to see Leapfrog and Musical Chairs pushed to the absolute limit of human capability.

Earthquake Fizz Calculator - How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again?

Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game - It's like a book except you're able to lose!