14 Things to Do with a Potato

14 Things to Do with a PotatoJust in case y'all needed a list.
  1. You should probably boil it.
  2. You should consider mashing it.
  3. You should seriously think about sticking it in a stew.
  4. Laugh at the potato because it's stupid. You stupid, inferior, brainless potato, you.
  5. Film a slow motion video of it getting smashed on the ground into a hundred little pieces.
  6. Have inefficient potato peeling races using things like keys, spoons, and other household objects.
  7. Cook just one into as many different forms as possible (fries, chips, hash browns, etc.).
  8. Carve it into a fat, potato-shaped animal, like a seal or a pug.
  9. Install an operating system on it so you can use the potato to run programs to help track the potato status.
  10. Throw it at someone, then if you hit them in the face, remember that it's now entirely too late to win that friendship back.
  11. Try to carve it into a perfect circle and sell it to some idiot who would actually buy that kind of thing.
  12. Make a somewhat edible Mr. Potato Head with toothpicks and grapes and gummy worms and stuff.
  13. Give it to someone as a gift instead of flowers, and tell them, "In time, flowers will rot away, but potatoes continue to grow, just like my love for you."
  14. Try to peel a potato with another potato until you decide to give up and go outside or something.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Eat
New foods for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, and snacks.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Worst Things to Do
Bad ideas that are stupid, or at least super awkward.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

Games

Mutilate-A-Doll 2
Stab it, shoot it, or give it a dumb hat.

Pocket Emo
Design your own sadness...

Bubble Shooter
Pop bubbles to be the best bubble popper person.

Beat Up Your PC
This might not be politically correct.

Easiest Game Ever
Sure to boost your self-esteem!

Stupid Quiz
Prove you aren't dumb with this test.

Kyle Bob's Choose Your Own Adventure Game
It's like a book except you're able to lose!

Earthquake Fizz Calculator
How long after an earthquake is it okay to open a can of soda again?

Haunted House of Heck Adventure
Full of ghosts, spiders, and awkward moments.

More Games
Play 'em right in your browser.

To Do Lists

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.