14 Things to Do with a Potato

Just in case y'all needed a list.

You should probably boil it.
You should consider mashing it.
You should seriously think about sticking it in a stew.
Laugh at the potato because it's stupid. You stupid, inferior, brainless potato, you.
Film a slow motion video of it getting smashed on the ground into a hundred little pieces.
Have inefficient potato peeling races using things like keys, spoons, and other household objects.
Cook just one into as many different forms as possible (fries, chips, hash browns, etc.).
Carve it into a fat, potato-shaped animal, like a seal or a pug.
Install an operating system on it so you can use the potato to run programs to help track the potato status.
Throw it at someone, then if you hit them in the face, remember that it's now entirely too late to win that friendship back.
Try to carve it into a perfect circle and sell it to some idiot who would actually buy that kind of thing.
Make a somewhat edible Mr. Potato Head with toothpicks and grapes and gummy worms and stuff.
Give it to someone as a gift instead of flowers, and tell them, "In time, flowers will rot away, but potatoes continue to grow, just like my love for you."
Try to peel a potato with another potato until you decide to give up and go outside or something.

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17 Things to Text - Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

22 Stupid Challenges - Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks - A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School - Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas - Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do - These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends - Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do - Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

32 Funny Short Story Ideas - Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever - Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored - Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

Things to Talk About - Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Drawing Ideas - Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas - Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home - Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Do Outside - Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public - Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges - Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts - Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money - Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do - Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do - Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Thoughts - These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions - This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns - Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers - There's always room for another comic book idea.