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17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot

17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb IdiotWhy are you reading this list? You really are an idiot.
  1. Refuse to get off an airplane.
  2. Put braille on all the highway signs to help blind drivers.
  3. If you can't identify a song, use it without permission in a movie. The creators will sue you, and you'll know the song's name in court.
  4. When drinking and driving, leave your seatbelt unbuckled; it can be used as a bottle opener.
  5. Send starving children cigarettes to help them suppress their appetite.
  6. Spray your eyes with sunscreen so you can look at the sun as long as you want to.
  7. Eat a rock, but only if it's a smooth one.
  8. Rename North America 'India' because Indians lived here.
  9. Show up naked to the TSA line so you don't have to take off any clothes, speeding up the security check-in.
  10. Pull out your teeth so you can fit more Doritos in your mouth.
  11. If you have a hole in your shirt, just get the same shirt and wear it under the one with the hole. That way the hole will be hard to see.
  12. Make a Where's Waldo audio book.
  13. Reenact 9/11 to prove/disprove conspiracy theories.
  14. Get a skin colored tattoo so you can see how your tan is coming along by comparison.
  15. Print out your Facebook feed to reduce the amount of time you spend staring at screens.
  16. Add extra energy to your morning by replacing the sugar in your coffee with cocaine.
  17. Sell "Double Sided Tape", but instead of both sides being the sticky side, they're both the non-sticky side.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

32 Funny Short Story Ideas
Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored
Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Other Random Generators

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns
Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

About Random Things to Do

Hey, are you bored? Probably, since you're on this website. Luckily we have ideas for stuff to do to cure boredom. If you aren't alone, we have suggestions for what to do with friends too!

Are you up for a stupid challenge or do you just want to do something boring? Or maybe something weird? Are you bored in class and looking for a thing to do at school, or at McDonald's?

Maybe you want to tell a dumb joke to your brother or sister, text a stupid message to a friend, or even prank call somebody. You could also try to be creative and write a short story or film a funny video. Otherwise you can just do nothing, I guess.

Oh, and if you have an idea for something that's not here, please join our Discord server and send your suggestions!