21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants

21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing PantsKeep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.
  1. Yell triumphantly, "No Pants!" to impress those around you.
  2. Dance. Dance like you've never danced before.
  3. Check out how awesome your underwear is. If it's not awesome, consider buying new underwear.
  4. Do a video job interview with the top half of your body dressed up in a nice suit.
  5. Check to make sure your legs are actually symmetrical.
  6. Balance out your body heat by putting on a hat and scarf.
  7. Play video games, obviously.
  8. Fold your pants up neatly. Yeah!
  9. Do some leg stretches, especially if you're older.
  10. Find a way to do the knee tap reflex thing that doctors do.
  11. Consider putting pants back on, but then don't.
  12. Keep your pants at your ankles and waddle around like a penguin.
  13. Make sure your underwear matches your shirt. Wouldn't want to look silly.
  14. Put your arm by your leg and figure out how many of your arms it would take to make a leg.
  15. Put on a dress or kilt and twirl around until you're dizzy and regret twirling around so much.
  16. Try to put something in your pocket, then realize that you no longer have pockets, then get slightly annoyed.
  17. Obtain the largest shirt that you can and see if it reaches down far enough to keep you fully covered.
  18. Take a nap. You may never want to nap with pants on again.
  19. Put on more underwear then take it off in front of somebody so people think they'll see your butt, but nope! More underwear.
  20. Spill something on your leg and admire the fact that it's now much easier to clean up.
  21. Time how long you can go without pants, then get mad at whoever interrupts your streak.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas - Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

17 Things to Text - Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

22 Stupid Challenges - Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks - A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School - Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas - Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do - These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends - Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do - Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

32 Funny Short Story Ideas - Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever - Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored - Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

What to Do When Bored

Things to Talk About - Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Drawing Ideas - Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas - Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home - Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Do Outside - Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public - Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges - Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts - Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money - Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do - Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do - Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Other Random Generators

Thoughts - These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions - This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns - Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers - There's always room for another comic book idea.