23 Funny Icebreaker Questions

23 Funny Icebreaker QuestionsNo more talking about how you did nothing last weekend.
  1. Are eyebrows facial hair?
  2. What do you think is the real color of a mirror?
  3. When you touch your arm which do you feel first, your arm touching your finger, or your finger touching your arm?
  4. At what point does a cupcake become a muffin?
  5. Why does drinking Gatorade trick me into thinking I'm more of an athlete than I actually am?
  6. How do they make toasters small enough for Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
  7. If you're choking on ice, should you Heimlich yourself or just wait?
  8. How did the glass slipper not fit any of the other women in the town? What was wrong with Cinderella's foot?
  9. Who do you think was the first person to milk a cow? And what were they thinking?
  10. Some health products claim to "leave your body naturally". How would something leave your body unnaturally, then?
  11. Why can't zombies just eat other zombies instead?
  12. How do astronauts scratch their noses on the moon?
  13. Do you think a "Taco Bell" actually work?
  14. Who thought that darts would be a safe game for drunk people to play in bars?
  15. If spiders could play the guitar, would you be more scared of them? Or less scared of them?
  16. Why do people use the phrase "half a dozen"? Isn't it easier to just say "six"?
  17. How did the heart symbol turn out nothing like a heart?
  18. How long after an earthquake do you have to wait before it's okay to open a can of soda?
  19. Shouldn't the backs of your knees be called legpits?
  20. What if you rip off someone's leg and smack them with it? Would that be hitting or kicking?
  21. How do you think mermaids have children?
  22. How the heck did we discover cheese?
  23. Where does the neck of a snake stop and the tail start?

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

32 Funny Short Story Ideas
Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored
Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Other Random Generators

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns
Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

About Random Things to Do

Hey, are you bored? Probably, since you're on this website. Luckily we have ideas for stuff to do to cure boredom. If you aren't alone, we have suggestions for what to do with friends too!

Are you up for a stupid challenge or do you just want to do something boring? Or maybe something weird? Are you bored in class and looking for a thing to do at school, or at McDonald's?

Maybe you want to tell a dumb joke to your brother or sister, text a stupid message to a friend, or even prank call somebody. You could also try to be creative and write a short story or film a funny video. Otherwise you can just do nothing, I guess.

Oh, and if you have an idea for something that's not here, please join our Discord server and send your suggestions!