23 Funny Things to Ask Alexa

But remember, you're laughing at her, not with her.

  1. Why is a building called a building if it's already been built?
  2. What is the real color of a mirror?
  3. What language do deaf people think in?
  4. Does a flower know its a flower?
  5. If you had a piece of cake and you kept halving it would you ever get to the middle?
  6. If you're choking on ice, should you Heimlich yourself or just wait?
  7. If you go back to 5 weeks ago and shoot your past self in the head, is it murder or suicide?
  8. Who was the first person to milk a cow?
  9. Why can't we taste our tongues?
  10. Why can't zombies just eat other zombies instead?
  11. How do astronauts scratch their noses on the moon?
  12. How can gravity be so strong if it doesn't even lift?
  13. What if we are aliens and we invaded the Earth?
  14. What would happen if the Earth was hollow and you could jump through it?
  15. If humans had hollow bones, would we be able to fly?
  16. What if all the rain fell from the sky at the same time?
  17. If the whole world went vegan, then what would become of cows, pigs, and chickens?
  18. Would a "Taco Bell" actually work?
  19. Can hobos be on house arrest?
  20. If you photo-shopped a man's nipples onto a woman's breasts, would it need to be censored?
  21. What is love?
  22. How did the heart symbol turn out nothing like a heart?
  23. How do mermaids have children?

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