25 Short Inspirational Quotes

25 Short Inspirational QuotesWhen you want to get motivated, but only have enough motivation right now for a couple minutes of reading.
  1. You only get to be your current age for one year.
  2. You have once held the record for youngest person alive.
  3. You are insignificant. But if you die, people WILL care.
  4. When in doubt, cry and eat a tub of ice cream.
  5. We are extremely lucky that air is transparent.
  6. Eating meat is basically killing animals and absorbing their power.
  7. Any two puzzle pieces fit together, if you try hard enough.
  8. The only way teachers inspire me is by making me want to prove them wrong.
  9. "My entire life has led up to this moment" is always true.
  10. If you can't wish for more wishes, wish for more genies.
  11. A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people. You have the power to influence a ton of people.
  12. The majority of standing ovations are due to peer pressure.
  13. Growing up I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it actually turned out to be.
  14. Taking from one source is plagiarism. Taking from many is research.
  15. People call me lazy, I consider myself cat like.
  16. I love it when I see a celebrity marry a nobody. It makes me feel like I have a chance.
  17. Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
  18. Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!
  19. If the infinite worlds theory is true, in some universe you are Batman.
  20. If you fall, don't get back up. Stay down and ponder why you fell in the first place.
  21. Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay for the internet, which is the same thing.
  22. The best way to waste time is by assuring yourself that you aren't wasting time.
  23. One of life's greatest joys is calling someone out for misspelling an insult against your intelligence.
  24. Even the worst quote, when put on a wall, can grab your attention.
  25. I should stop wasting my life. It's not eternal. I could die at any m
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