Things to Do with "store"
Go to a store which is open 24 hrs at 1 am and wear a onesie and weird glasses and walk in the store with music on and scream and grab snacks and pay and run out.
I hate when you pass the same person in the grocery store going in opposite directions in every single isle.
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Sing your favorite song in the middle of a store and when you're done go to the banana section and start yelling "I HEARD A GORILLA ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO AND IS ATTACKING STORES BECAUSE IT WANTS BANANAS!" and see how many people freak out
Go into a store and ask, "What year is it?" and once they tell you run out of the store yelling, "It worked!"
Go to the local grocery store. Pick up a pineapple. Place the pineapple in people's carts without saying a word and walk away.
Go to the store. Then go to the bathroom and hand a note that says there on to us we need to go to the person next to you in the stall