Random Text Ideas
Text your friends everything you hear, and if it's silent, text them things they have already said... Lol
Text someone the same message (something distinctive, such as "wanna grab lunch") with as many different phone numbers or emails you can.
To Do Lists
Waste Time on This Page
Can you make it to 15 minutes? We couldn't!
17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot
Why are you reading this list? You really are an idiot.
20 Annoying Questions to Ask Siri
You could also ask these to an actual person, but human contact is a bit overrated.
21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.
14 Things to Do with a Potato
Just in case y'all needed a list.
If your in a big group chat where someone doesn't know your email/ phone number, text them singularly saying something like, "Hey I took care of the body. Did you take care of the whitenesses?" And when the answer say, "Oh... Wrong number. Forget you ever read that"
Do a song lyrics text where you text someone song lyrics in sentences and start a conversation like that.
Text someone you broke up with somewhen when they reply who were you with say my bed and my stupid alarm clock broke us up.