Random Text Ideas
In the middle of the night text one of your friends"what if Cinderella was a baking slave and her name was mozzarella instead" and see what they say back to you.
If your in a big group chat where someone doesn't know your email/ phone number, text them singularly saying something like, "Hey I took care of the body. Did you take care of the whitenesses?" And when the answer say, "Oh... Wrong number. Forget you ever read that"
Text literally anyone "You won't believe what just happened." And proceed to text something really mild one letter at a time
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Text Someone, "Did you Hide the Body?" Follow up With, "I hope we don't get caught..." then say, "Sorry Wrong Number."
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