Things to Do with "park"

An electrician is a bright spark who knows what's watt.

Go to a busy store, yell "Who parked their car on my sandwich!?", and see how many people get that reference or say "I did!" back to you.

Go in a park near other birds 🦅 and act like a bird.

Make a tug of war out of a long piece of rope, go to the park and ask people to play and see how many people will play. My high score is 2. Extremely sad.


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Sit on a park bench and laugh at nothing see how many people look.

Personally, I would rather park closer to the grocery carts than the main entrance because we all know the worst thing about grocery shopping is returning the carts.

Flirt with girls Ata public park.

Go to a park. Sit in a bench next to a stranger. Give him an envelope with a pic Kenny from South Park inside. Say "Make it look like it was an accident". Walk away.

Knock on parked cars with people in them and yell "Can I have my car back now?"

Sit on a park bench and stare at people creepily when they walk by.


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